The gym can be an intimidating environment to begin with, especially as a female. There are large, muscular, testosterone filled men covered in sweat everywhere you look. Most of the time, you will get lucky and be able to enjoy your workout in peace. However, every so often, you may encounter a gym creeper. Here are five different gym creepers that girls should be on the lookout for.
The Conversationalist
At the gym, headphones should be seen as a universal sign for “please don’t bother me”. This guy will strike up a conversation when he sees an opportunity, and you won’t want to give him more that two-word answers. Save the small talk for the bar, buddy. And don’t ask for her number, just don’t
The Old Man
You’ll know him when you see him. This older gentleman will most likely be strolling around checking out more than the exercise machines. You may even find him poolside strutting his stuff in a Speedo. No thank you.
The Know It All
The worst. This guy will talk to you about “proper form”, when he may be the one who needs a few pointers himself. If you wanted someone to correct your squat form, you would be paying a real trainer.
The Squad
These are the guys who show up to the gym together, usually in a group of three or four. You may catch them looking your direction while chatting, making it pretty clear that you are the topic of their conversation. Talk about creepy.
The Caveman
Grunting is acceptable in the gym, but it can turn creepy quickly. These dudes will grunt loud enough that you’re able to hear them over the cardio playlist blasting through your ear buds. Toss in some awkward repeated eye contact, and you will feel really uncomfortable, really fast. Remember guys, your gym grunts shouldn’t be used as a mating call.
Remember, we love everyone who makes time for fitness. But just like everywhere else, weirdos do exist! Beware!
Which Gym Creeper drives you crazy?
